Edited: Sep 9, 2018
I went to hell and came back. Don't believe me? I caught it on camera:
No one's going to watch this.
Shut up inner voice. F U!
Hey, You may be an optimist, but I'm a realist.
Oh yeah? Well, bend over, and I'll show you where you can put your realism.
I, uhhh... this was amazing.